My nephew keeps headbutting me and asking if the fireplace has any food for him because he is starving. I think someone might want pie.

I made out like a beast, this yuletide! I finished my stuff late last night and I'm wicked proud of them. I woke up to THREE yuletide stories today! :O! AND THEY ARE AWESOME!!


Covalent Bonds (1261 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Portal (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Cave Johnson, Caroline
Summary:

In 1968, the United States Senate holds an investigative hearing on Aperture Science’s culpability in the alleged missing astronauts at their Enrichment Center facility. Cave Johnson and his assistant Caroline are in attendance.

This made me CRACK UP. Cave Johnson is DONE HERE, Senate Committee. You get Caroline's personality in this very understated way, and it was AWESOME. This is awesome fic!! I was so happy!



Test Subject Starter Kit (1146 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Portal (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Chell (Portal)
Summary:

The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

Another Portal fice and IT IS SO AWESOME, TOO. It is Chell during Bring Your Daughter To Work Day at Aperture Science, and it is creepy and AWESOME, and Chell never says a word. But you get so much of her. This is such a great, great one!!!



Charlie and The Power of Love (1077 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Charlie the Unicorn (Web Cartoon)
Rating: Not Rated
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Charlie/starfish
Characters: Charlie the Unicorn, Pink, Blue, Starfish
Summary:

STARFISH LOVE YOU!

And Charlie the Unicorn fic!!! Starfish wants to be with you forever, and it is CREEPY and I LOVE IT. Also, Charlie finally "wins". Ahahaha!!


You must READ THEM ALL. DO IT!!