I may not be the biggest BAMF in the room at any given time, but I certainly try to be in the top three.

I've been in the theatre for over twenty years as a little bit of everything. Yes, I have welded upside down from a second story set in nothing but gauzy underwear half hour before a show opened. I prefer to keep my hair purple. And I run very quickly in four inch heels.

HA! This is all Becca's and Merc's faults.

It's the Magical Girl AU Episode! (2151 words) by wickedtrue
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Leslie Knope, Ben Wyatt, Ron Swanson, Andy Dwyer, April Ludgate, Tom Haverford, Donna Meagle
Summary:

Sailor Knope strikes a pose. "I am Sailor Knope, and in the name of the Magical Parks and Public Recreation Enforcement Squad," she takes a deep breath, "I will-- ask you politely to pick up your own garbage and throw it away for you when you don't."