AAAH, HEATHER SMASH!!!

I had an okcupid guy email me to say, "Hey, you seem like yuo won't be a bitch that put me int he friend zone. Wanna get coffee?" I left in the typos.

1) Thanks for letting me know in one sentence that you're an asshole I would not be having coffee with. (I looked at your profile, and it is blank, so again, no coffee).

2) The friendzone doesn't exist. When you say friendzone, I think, "Ah. A woman said she did not want to date you/have sex with you, which she has a right to do as a free individual. You do not agree that she has a right to do this since you like her. You now remain in her social circle to work an angle while stewing your annoyance/anger at her for having thoughts and feelings that do not match your expectations."

3) I know everyone isn't like me and re-reads messages to others on dating sites like five times before hitting send, but you can't be bothered to do it once, just to check?

4) I say specifically in my profile that I do not like coffee. You did not read my profile, did you?

5) Seriously, you misspelled "you".



Why do people do this sort of thing???

I mean, when a guy doesn't want to fuck/date me (it happens! To me, to other women, too!), do I think he is a giant douchebag and that all men suck, and GOD, IF HE HAD JUST GIVEN ME A CHANCE TO KNOW THE REAL ME. Then, hover in his orbit, stewing about how I will get him back for jilting me while trying to still fuck him. No. I mean, that's fucking creepy ass shit!